Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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