So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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