My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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