someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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