You really coming over, don't trick.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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