Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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