all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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