I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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