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Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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