it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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