Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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I need you to use more vowels.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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