Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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