He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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