At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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