Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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