Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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