forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
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Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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