Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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