So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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