i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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