Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
im holly from the hills drunk
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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