i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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