Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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