blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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