Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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