I'm really into asian looking animals
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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