I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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