another moral hangover. fuck.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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