I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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