I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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