no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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