Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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