youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
operation have a gay friend backfired
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nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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