i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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