I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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