Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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