He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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