so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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