How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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