what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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