So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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It's never too late to be topless.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
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God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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