I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i came on her dog
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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