you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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