and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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