is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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