Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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