Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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