I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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