the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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