I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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