And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
and she was petting her beer can
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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